unbelievable

yep, those were my exact words after my run-in last night with danyell's mother, we shall refer to her as cruela devil.

to preface the story, i decided last fall to not blog about danyell, once we had a little falling out due to her attitude. now, the walls are down and things went from worse to gosh darn awful last night. since, little sis always tells me to find the good, all i can say is thank goodness danyell will be all moved out by the time i get home tonight so i can move my dining room table and chairs in earlier! on with the drama..

i spent a couple of hours downtown with mr.right unpacking the last of the million boxes he had moved into his apartment. once 7:45 pm hit, i had to go. i was in a panic. why you might ask? well, the bachelorette premiered last night and i just had to get home. i was actually going to live blog about the season opener, but that got dismissed right away. after hitting every green light and flying down lakeshore drive, i made it back to the apt in ten minutes. record timing. i am that good. i ran up the mountain and busted up into my room to make it in time to see the end of dancing with the stars and the beginning of the bachelorette. yes, i am that good.

in walk jtothej, "stating i cannot stay here." why you might ask again? well guess who was quiet as a mouse packing up her stuff, even though right now i would like to call "her stuff" another four letter word..oh just cruela devil..i could hear chatter in the other room between cruela and jtothej. then with such a passive aggressive, condescending tone cruela really put the "cruel" into cruela.

to preface this interaction, danyell told jtothej and i she was moving out after her lease was up. she didn't ask can i move out or can we work something out. nope, she told us. that's how she usually swings the bat. so, jtothej and i had no idea about her big move because she would not talk to us about figuring out a plan. plain and simple. not hard to understand. on with the drama..

between me telling cruela i had no idea anyone was in the apt and jtothej confronting her about her daughter's negligence, she really put on an act. possibly mtv movie spaceman award potential.. remarks like "hey girls, are these boxes going to be in your way...don't you worry, we will have them moved out by 7:00 am so you two can paint your apt..." i was in utter disbelief that a middle aged woman of 50 would talk to a 23 year old girl or anyone in that way. i seriously was speechless. "unbelievable" was all i could say. oh and let me alert you that jillian is on t.v. in the midst of all of this..not cool cruela, not cool...but let me tell you, that jtothej, she definitely stood up for the both of us. she made the point to let cruela know that danyell never approached her about the big move. needless to say, cruela just smirked and carried on like a 12 year old tween unhappy that she couldn't wear makeup yet.. that's how i would describe it..pathetic...

jtothej and i could not handle the drama, so we escaped to mr.right's apt for beer and pizza. much better atmosphere than the bitter feelings cruela was giving off in our sweet little apt. unbelievable, once again.

to make a long, dramatic story short, jtothej, mr.right and i had a wonderful time. i will be watching my hotdog loving jillian embrace 25 five bachelors tonight on my computer or maybe mr.right's new flatscreen tv...hmmm...

a little diddy for danyell to the tune of the sound of music's "so long, farwell"
so long, farwell, it's great to say goodbye,
we will, not miss, you your attitude and the way you talk on your speakerphone aray,
yahoo, yahoo, and yahoo, we are through with you!