told you so..

the bachelor took me for a loop last night. i was in a total tizzy not only after the rose ceremony, but after they showed the previews for the next two crucial weeks..

let's recap:

• apparently, jason and jillian are not only best friends, they definitely have that "fire, fire" as jillian would like to say.
• what was with molly..wait, what IS with molly..she is not affectionate. she is too OCD. her name is molly. enough said.
• sweet melissa. the allman brothers describe this dallas cowboys rahrah perfectly. she is ready to settle down. she is ready to fall in love. she is ready for jason to give her the final rose. told ya'll so.

my prediction for last night was incorrect, but it is going to be 100% when melissa gets the final rose. let's just face it, if jason would have kept jillian, the coolest girl to have the guts to sacrifice her reputation on this addicting show i like to call the bachelor, the decision between melissa and jillian would have probably caused jason to go into cardiac arrest. we have all seen the previews for the finale where jason is hyperventilating either because 1. deanna threatened to beat him up 2. he cannot choose between melissa, molly and deanna OR 3. ty skinned his knee..

for next week, at the women tell all, we will probably see the following..

• shannon trying to convince jason one more time to make out with her after throwing up.
• megan's language being censored because of her potty mouth dropping multiple f-bombs.
• nicki wanting to know why she is still not perfect enough.
• stephanie thanking jason eighty-nine more times for showing her it is ok to fall in love again.

do not even get me started on the finale episode. i thought deanna was coming back last night. now she is coming back at the finale. then there is the whole thing with after the final rose, and how chris harrison, our darling host, gets all serious with us and talks about keeping this show to protect those being filmed.. well, my question is why the hell did you go on the bachelor in the first place if you need your sweet little feelings protected. weird, but i love it..

and as for the final rose poll, i am posting a new one for all of ya'll who voted for jillian to recast your vote (told you so..) OR for all of ya'll who did not vote the first time (snarl)..

also, check out this website www.ihategreenbeans.com ... the writer is absolutely hilarious and recaps every episode of the bachelor..and i mean every episode...and i mean it is hilarious..

until next week on the bachelor...